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Modesto Arch Sold!


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Modesto California has sold their iconic arch to Modesto, Illinois, population 200, in a trade deal for 2 wineries, 4 cheese plants, 10 cases of Bud Light, and cash of $15.46. A spokesman for Modesto Illinois said that they could revitalize their fast growing downtown with this world famous landmark that has been seen in press and film around the world. “It worked for Lake Havesu when they moved the London Bridge, so why not by the arch” A spokesperson for Modesto, Ca could not be reached for comment. More news at 11 pm.

Modesto, Ca – April 1, 2016
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